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Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was

there are some people actually NOT JOKING about me being team valor and leaving rude comments, don’t do that, it’s just a game no need to be an asshole, i will block you ok

I bought an LED flashing fidget spinner the other day. Have I mentioned I’m slightly autistic?

daviddadeer: This has to be a joke No. Its not. There are ACTUALLY… people this stupid, uninformed and that into hate mongering. =) Just accept it. I have. Not everyone can be a good human being. If only.

umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”

dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show

setheverman: setheverman: when your boss tells a dumb offensive joke but you really need the job posting this was honestly the worst thing i’ve ever done. not only do people think that’s my actual unedited face, but several people have sent me messages

theothin: I’ve been seeing a bunch of joke links today but none of them have been actual rickrolls, not even the ones that claim to be. have we moved on? have we decided we’re too good for the classics? I’m stepping in to remedy this. click here

sad-empty-lost: I want to have a real friend, not just to text but to actually spend time with, to laugh and joke with….I’ve never had that before

stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights

creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR

That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them

pathologising:actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement

“People are so sensitive. They won’t even let me joke about beating up a little girl anymore.” Yes, you mutated fuckup. Because over time we have finally learned that it’s not actually funny for adults to even JOKE about beating

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